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My Financial Advisor Is a Goblin — Crypto Humor Tee

My financial advisor is a goblin. Dark-humor crypto tee for degens who take advice from the chat, not the suit. Unisex t-shirt.

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by Jacob Marquez · News Desk
Published July 26, 2026 · 1 min read

$28.99

My financial advisor is a goblin. Dark-humor crypto tee for degens who take advice from the chat, not the suit. Unisex t-shirt.

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The suit at the bank has a fund to sell you. The goblin in the group chat has been right three cycles running. Tough call.

Wearable proof that your portfolio strategy is chaotic, degenerate, and somehow still winning.

Unisex fit, soft mid-weight cotton, DTG-printed to last. Ships worldwide. Not financial advice — just the truth on a shirt.

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Jacob Marquez — News Desk

Jacob Marquez is the founder and editor of Terminalcraft, an independent XRP-first crypto news desk. An XRP holder and market watcher since 2016, he started Terminalcraft to deliver fast, factual crypto news without the hype.